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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:36

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What does it mean for a model to be a "non-chain-of-thought" model?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
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