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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

We've Been Misreading a Major Law of Physics For Nearly 300 Years - ScienceAlert

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

No way

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Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Supernovas may have triggered life-threatening changes in ancient Earth's climate. Scientists say it could happen again - Space

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unrecognizable Kayla Harrison speaks on making 135lbs for first time in career at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is it possible to legally adopt a family member?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What does it mean for a model to be a "non-chain-of-thought" model?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Scientists capture slow-motion earthquake in action - Phys.org

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

What are the signs of legitimate BPO project opportunities versus scams?